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Sport Demotivational Poster


EPIC FAIL - Not for the weak of forehead


TAGS: sports fail epic forehead weak retard
Rating: 3.63/5

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ughomer - October 14, 2012, 5:43 am
KOM ~ can I used this on Caveman's newer site uploaded in 2012 (Sporting Breakdown)? I'll reverse the image so nobody knows I swiped it from a guy without an Avatar who got over 500 votes somehow.
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:56 pm
I love this poster. The runner has 5 on his running trunks and this poster gets a 5. Good job
Whoever - June 13, 2009, 5:46 pm
Epic Fail, Apply Directly to the Forehead
Sean - June 10, 2009, 5:41 pm
I can only a**ume that this one got its votes wiped due to fraud ... or the clobber b***on has been left out again by admin. Anywho ... it's a solid poster. 5 from me.


MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you


TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


SPORTS REPORTERS - Wait - we have Terry and Howie and Mexico gets Ines Sainz of TV Azteca? Maybe we can work out a trade under NAFTA


TAGS: ines sainz epic h** sports reporter
Rating: 3.68/5

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Mephistopholes - April 22, 2009, 6:28 am
God i'm in love with that a**


FACT - Indisputable


TAGS: men sports protection
Rating: 4.26/5

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MissPriss - February 26, 2013, 7:44 am
Oh please Steve...that's how women won the wars for you guys. A woman clad in a chainmail bikini...that wouldn't stop you dead in your tracks...then the male warriors kill you for eyeing up their women...teehee
steve1961 - February 25, 2013, 1:30 am
Woman haven't fared much better .Every picture of ancient female warrior in combat, she wears a chainmail bikini...
MissPriss - February 25, 2013, 1:12 am
Ok...just about coke-a-cola'd through the nose all over the keyboard. Had an image of Sparta with an althetic cup on his head...bahaha
nicholsjoshua15 - February 25, 2013, 12:21 am
You mean it took jocks a hundred years to realize their head was important. The Ancient Greeks had helmets nearly 3000 years ago (Puts on helmet and yells "This is Sparta!").


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


SOCCER - You hit the BALL with your head




RUGBY PLAYERS - Don't mess with 'em - they'll eat yer babies!!


TAGS: rugby chabal babies sport
Rating: 2.75/5

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Derek - August 23, 2009, 4:48 am
Sebastien Chabal - the Caveman. :-)


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


CANADIANS - Won't let a little thing like death make them miss a game of Hockey.




Airsoft -


TAGS: paintball guns rifle woods sports
Rating: 1.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2009, 12:19 pm
Mr Fuller. With your spelling I would Try Grade school before College.
knowitall - July 17, 2009, 12:12 pm
too bad that picture is of a .22 rifle and not an airsoft gun...
guest - June 24, 2009, 1:48 am
dont you mean for people who cant afford real guns. or maybe you meant 14 year old who cant purchase guns either way real men doesnt fit in here any where
john fuller - May 11, 2009, 5:32 am
would it be ok to use there ph**os in a web site progect for my collage course
Boom - February 23, 2009, 11:11 pm
I agree with those who state that a real man is one that uses... A real gun. Kind of obvious.
punkmonkeyboy - January 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
I'm sorry, you seem to have confused "Real men" with "p**** Faggots that can't take hit"
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
f***, need a waiver because they failed their ASVAB
Logy - December 9, 2008, 12:11 pm
And by real men picking a combat mos do you mean the guys that need waivers because they need a waiver for their ASVAB and the only job they can do it catch bullets?
LogicDude - October 16, 2008, 5:57 pm
You mean like ARMOR Crunchy?
11BP - October 16, 2008, 4:53 pm
Real men join the military and pick a combat MOS (other than artillery).
Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
My BB gun is way more bad a** then 6mm plastic.
M16 - July 12, 2008, 1:40 am
Real men don't shoot each other with plastic pellets or paint-balls.


ALWAYS MEET HER DAD BEFORE YOU DO SOMETHING STUPID. -




LOOK AT MY PSYCHIC PAPER - what do you see?


TAGS: doctor who psychic paper celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.82/5

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Vinnie - August 17, 2008, 11:25 am
LOL @ last comment
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 13, 2008, 12:58 am
The best Ziggy comic ever, that's what I see!


RECYCLE FAIL -


TAGS: sportsbra
Rating: 3.25/5

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NickDahlmier - January 22, 2017, 5:17 am
Believe it or not, Calvin Klein first tried to market the idea... They also tried showing pics of half-n**** teens in their brand of clothing. Guess which got more negatives said about it?


HELL BUS -


TAGS: darkness hell public transportation detroit jersey both horrible places driver pull over river styx
Rating: 2.95/5

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KaptenN - March 4, 2011, 6:43 pm
Actually, there's a small settlement in Michigan named "Hell". I think it's somewhere west of Detroit. There's also a city named "Hell" in Norway.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 1:22 am
I hear that
oh shit - October 14, 2009, 11:23 pm
last stop, 4****


4-WHEELER RACE - Sorry, 2-wheeler race


TAGS: race wheels bike helmet sports
Rating: 4.34/5

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tellitlikeitis - January 24, 2012, 8:35 pm
Cute one.


SKY DIVING - No matter how high you jump from, it's always the last half-inch that will hurt the most.




baseball mortal kombat -


TAGS: kombat combat baseball sports
Rating: 2.56/5

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - August 6, 2008, 7:47 pm
rofl!!!!


TOILET BOWLING - Much more fun than the regular one.


TAGS: toilet bowling fun sports
Rating: 4.66/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 2:49 am
It's even more fun when people are inside dropping a deuce :-D


SPORTS -


TAGS: sports help healthy die mariand
Rating: 4.81/5

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mariand - May 19, 2012, 4:07 am
I love sports... it's a part of my life every day... on TV
TheSanityInspector - May 18, 2012, 11:33 pm
It'll be embarrassing, being an old athlete, dying of nothing.
Rick69 - May 18, 2012, 5:19 pm
This... Changes... Everything...
caveman - May 18, 2012, 11:00 am
*cough* sporting breakdown *cough*
Reality Lord - May 18, 2012, 7:26 am

love it :)


FAILURE - Decisions don't have television shows, they have consequences.




2009 CLEVELAND BROWNS - Yeah, it's that bad.




CHRIS BROWN - Don't make me call him!!


TAGS: serena williams tennis muscular hulk unsportsmanlike conduct chris brown
Rating: 2.2/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - September 15, 2009, 10:50 am
Gorgeouse, I dought 2 euro-trash high faluting tennis officials even know who Chris Brown is or wot he's done. But'd still be fun watching SERENA Crush, own, emasculate Chris Brown
BriaHere - September 14, 2009, 1:17 pm
She would destroy Chris Brown.
Woodywood03a - September 13, 2009, 2:37 am
That is too much done. 1 Lion.


RUNNING - Their sport is your sport's punishment


TAGS: running sports marathon runners
Rating: 4.13/5

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NickelinDimer - August 5, 2016, 1:20 am
...And when you make sport of punishment, you're a Sadist! Or is that a Masochist?
Nissta - December 12, 2011, 6:28 pm
The boy who's 2nd is sponsored by dram fine Malt whisky from the Orkney Islands, so sod the others
440wakeup - December 11, 2011, 11:51 am
Laps give me 4 of them and then drop and give me 20
5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 5:24 pm
This is pretty good. Laps suck.


COWABUNGA - For either the most seriously committed or the most likely to be committed. Take your pick.




NASCAR - Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks


TAGS: sport for rednecks
Rating: 3.96/5

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mrwhyte - July 11, 2011, 5:54 pm
The stress may be true, but it's still not athletic in the least. In fact it's probably worse seeing as how your heart is being stressed and the rest of your body isn't being worked out. I wont mock the difficulty in driving just the lack of physicality
Cloudchaser - July 7, 2011, 9:46 am
It's more stressful than most people think. Drivers normally have a heart rate of 140 during a race, about that of a marathon runner


THE HORSE I BET ON - CAME IN SO LATE, IT HAD TO TIPTOE INTO THE BARN NOT TO WAKE UP THE OTHER HORSES


TAGS: sports
Rating: 4.35/5


MUGGSY BOGUES - I can’t say one bad thing about him Because to make something as obvious as a short joke here Would only belittle me




SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them


TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D


BANANAS -


TAGS: bananas dwyane wade nba miami heat celebrity sports basketball
Rating: 2.15/5

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Um - October 3, 2009, 6:54 am
Not funny.


CONTACT SPORTS - Your mom warned you to stick to tennis. But did you listen?


TAGS: kick football sports hurt nuts
Rating: 4.45/5

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djrcreative - January 18, 2012, 1:08 am
*winces, but laughs at "nuts" as a tag* At least they wear cups in football. Tennis balls to the groin hurt too. :/


2-64 AGAINST LEFTIES - I was going to write something funny here, but instead i thought i would just bask in the ineptitude that is Adam Dunn


TAGS: bad baseball sport strike out
Rating: 4/5

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caveman - July 17, 2011, 12:02 am
i'm here with you, i'm a diamondbacks fan
ICEMAN - July 16, 2011, 11:54 pm
Don't remind me. He used to be a Diamondback.


JAMARCUS RUSSELL - To simply call him a 'bust' would be an insult to the likes of Ryan Leaf




PERSISTENCE - When the inability to learn from your mistakes leads to success




111 MORE DAYS - Pitchers and Catchers Report to Spring Training!


TAGS: sports baseball spring training pitchers
Rating: 1.89/5

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MetalliTool - December 6, 2011, 10:33 pm
If only that was just the length of the season!


EXTREME SPORTS -


TAGS: lazy sports
Rating: 4.68/5

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gas - September 2, 2011, 9:46 pm
haha, that'5 the avantadge
mariand - September 2, 2011, 7:48 pm
LOL...true


DINGLE BERRY - Not where you'd expect to find one.




CONTROL - If Everything Seems Under Control, You're Just Not Going Fast Enough


TAGS: racing car sports
Rating: 4.59/5

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gas - November 26, 2011, 9:46 pm
nice


BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




TRANSPORT FAIL - Just need Your MaMa to sit on the front bumper, then we gtg!


TAGS: idiot fridge transport
Rating: 4.31/5

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Gramaticus - October 8, 2011, 5:57 pm
Arraigned? THAT gets 5L's! Unless it was unintentional, then it gets 5LOL's!
CloudchaserS - August 27, 2011, 12:44 am
Thankfully, an officer saw that before the guy could get on the road and made sure he arraigned for safer transportation


SARAH REGRETS -




STEALTH -


TAGS: hunt game sport rerun
Rating: 4.8/5

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Hawamleh - December 25, 2010, 7:13 am
Oh Shut Up You Idiot Cow.... just kidding, calling mods idiots is serious business and you could get banned.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 25, 2010, 12:56 am
@Ookami.probably part of the recent glitches. Pm Motinet. and maybe refrain from calling the mods idiots.
Ed-Hyde - December 24, 2010, 10:19 pm
We know, Sean. The ***es of that are quite amusing. :)
Sean - December 24, 2010, 10:12 pm
Love it. Even though when I was a boy I was molested by squirrels. It happened more than once.
Ookami85 - December 24, 2010, 8:41 pm
I'd love to vote 5L on this, but some idiot banned me for voting 1L. Which is odd, cause I don't remember Timmy ever borrowing my computer...
SunnyDay - December 24, 2010, 4:55 pm
very good 5L
Shottyz - December 24, 2010, 4:50 pm
Classic. 5L
spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:05 pm
5L


REVERSE BIKING - Like regular biking, except the bike rides your a**


TAGS: bike reverse sports stupid
Rating: 4.6/5

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TAKoturtle22 - January 22, 2012, 11:51 pm
in soviet russia bike rides you, lol 5l
djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 4:36 am
5L for originality and a hilarious ph**o of impending doom. Glad you didn't go the "Wait for it" direction, though the outcome will/can not be pretty. LOL!


WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND -




TOMAHAWK - When A Riceburner Just Don't Cut It


TAGS: motorcycle sport
Rating: 1.87/5

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Sueper - May 8, 2008, 6:17 pm
Dodge Tomahawk is it a bike? is it a car? Who cares? I wants it.


TEAMWORK - If you're not the leader The view never changes




PAINTBALL - Cuz REAL War is DANGEROUS!


TAGS: paintball war guns sarcasm sport
Rating: 4.35/5

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steve1961 - May 18, 2012, 5:34 pm
Haven't seen any movies in the Paintball genre to be honest;)
spypengen - May 18, 2012, 9:37 am
have you ever seen the movie "Paintball"? 5L anyway


SPORT MATCH - WITH MIDDLE EAST RULES


TAGS: sport match
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:43 pm
(and soccery)
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:42 pm
I don't know... but it's epic!
Derek - June 29, 2010, 10:38 pm
The same as 46177? How?
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 10:09 pm
Already been done #46177


DOMINANCE -




POLE VAULTING - Not for 4-legged creatures




OUCH! - well, don't say we didn't warn you


TAGS: ouch funny fun pain painful death sports drunk military sign god signs braw badass bad ass bad failure fail sad heart dead stabbed
Rating: 2.14/5

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freestyler - November 24, 2009, 2:05 pm
nice hijack


YOUTH SPORTS -


TAGS: ninja turtle nature sports
Rating: 5/5

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Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:22 am
Nice little TMNTs.


I QUIT PLAYING SPORTS -




SOCCER -


TAGS: not everybody s favorite sport wytch
Rating: 4/5

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zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:06 pm
But I'm not playing soccer, I'm playing fútbol.


DAMN - Missed it by 'that' much


TAGS: sport running
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - January 31, 2011, 1:00 pm
HOF version done to perfection, I might add.
GreyScorpion - January 30, 2011, 8:25 pm
pic is in the HOF 3017


THE BALANCE BEAM - Another Great Spectator Sport


TAGS: balance beam spectator sport ass v***** leotard
Rating: 3.35/5

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Blackskyy - August 7, 2009, 2:09 pm
O.M.G.


EXACTLY - But at least the Special Olympics don't suck to watch AND pollute the air at the same time...and they're ACTUALLY retards.


TAGS: nascar retards special olympics motorsport cars
Rating: 1.77/5

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dan - October 29, 2008, 5:01 am
Who is in charge of letting idiots add second captions and ruin Motifakes??? I want to know. I think this one sucks anyways. But still.


I USED TO TRY HARD AT SPORTS - Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I'm good at everything.


TAGS: trophy try sports winner buy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - April 5, 2012, 9:52 am
Steven Wrightish. Great take templar, and yeah, Cloud, these days every bleeding heart’s a winner right up until real life smacks ya upside the haid….nice take yerself…5L for the poster and 5L for the comment (I so wish comments could be rated)
CloudchaserS - April 5, 2012, 8:41 am
I tried hard at sports. Until I realized I get a prize and called a winner just for showing up. Now I suck at sports, but hey, I'm a winner!


ATHLETES - They would be nothing without the support of their fans.


TAGS: sportsmen
Rating: 4.59/5

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Cloudchaser - January 24, 2010, 9:52 pm
Someone should do something similar for rock stars. I'd do if I had the skills
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 7:02 pm
you are my idol ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 7:01 pm
We can't all be winners........
Derek - January 24, 2010, 6:59 pm
Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!!!
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:59 pm
that has been a problem as of late, but you know, after seeing you do those scenes, I just don't have the flair for catching like you do...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:53 pm
So you can't keep it up.....we don't judge.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:52 pm
thanks for calling me about standing in for you on that, I could never have done those other scenes you did
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:48 pm
In your eye GS......just like that p***o you did.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:47 pm
in your hat mooo, right in your hat
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2010, 6:44 pm
I think it sucks.....f*** you guys.........
Produceman117 - January 24, 2010, 6:40 pm
I agree. This is REALLY cool.
GreyScorpion - January 24, 2010, 6:36 pm
this is excellent!! 5L


SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




COSPLAY - sometimes IS a good idea


TAGS: cosplay wow world of warcraft celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.93/5

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honesty - October 21, 2008, 8:58 pm
hawttt who is she..i gotta know
Trap - June 24, 2008, 6:47 am
It's a trap!


PHOTO BOMBER -




Denmark -




IN MY HOUSE -


TAGS: calender food sport music home
Rating: 4.91/5

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caveman - January 22, 2013, 2:25 am
You'll bring the beer? you don't even have to ask if you're invited. And no Mariand although the rest of my family (aunts and uncles and such are huge tennis fans and go every year
GaryO - January 21, 2013, 8:56 pm
5 true darts, sir cave. Led is not dead.
mariand - January 21, 2013, 5:19 pm
hehehe... and I was about to ask if you went to see some matches at the Grand Slam Open...
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

5Ls, btw
Silverheart - January 21, 2013, 1:39 pm

Darts, Pizza, Led Zeppelin... and we're all invited, right? I'll even bring the beer.


GOLF -




STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?




SHORT PLANE -


TAGS: school transport fly special needs
Rating: 4.38/5

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djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 12:32 pm
Yup. Just a li'l bit of Bondo and she'll be good as new. ;)
maoworks2 - February 5, 2012, 12:28 pm
Body Work Maybe !


SIGNIFICANT OTHERS -




WAL MART WEDDINGS - Located between Sporting Goods and Automotive


TAGS: wedding man wife wal mart sports goods auto
Rating: 4.32/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 20, 2010, 12:57 pm
I was not married at walmart. If you need to know that is my slave standing next to the new wife.
hangmanheadphones - September 20, 2010, 12:23 pm
second fom the bottom. Man: So what was your surprise dear? Oh god no, it's a trap!
GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 6:33 pm
6 degrees of seperation! I got this e-mail too!!
sickartist - March 22, 2010, 4:08 pm
Hey! I got married by an Elvis impersonator 5 "hunk of burning love" L's


EXTREME CONSTIPATION - The latest sport to be granted entrance into the 2012 Olympic games




HEY - Hows it going, what you been up to lately?


TAGS: sport funny
Rating: 4.12/5

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Tman545 - February 18, 2011, 8:27 am
5L funny0


T-BALL - You're doing it wrong!




WINNING THE WORLD CUP -




INTIMIDATION - Yes, I believe that the art of winning is through intimidation, and not necessarily do you have to speak about it. --Mark Spitz


TAGS: archery sports spitz
Rating: 2.97/5


CAT TENNIS -




BOREDOM - IT DRIVES PEOPLE MAD!!!


TAGS: dune sports
Rating: 2.36/5

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OPTIMISM -




STANLEY IPKISS - poor guy




TALK TO THE HAND - A GOOD MUSH GOES A LONG WAY




FAIL - it really did happen




Sweet Home Alabama -


TAGS: college sports white house football
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - December 6, 2014, 6:44 am
This is hilarious! 5L
Greybeard - December 5, 2014, 10:35 am
Thank you :)
GaryO - December 5, 2014, 8:28 am
I imagine the folks at Politifake would love this as much as I. Good'n GB. Keep on keepin' on


QUOTABLE QUOTES - 'American profesional athletes are bilingual; they speak english and profanity.' -Gordie Howe, 1975 That's just unrealistic, i mean english...... Really


TAGS: sport dumb quote america ball
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - September 6, 2011, 3:54 pm

i was a kid when gordie howe played. he was known as the gentleman of hockey but he could hit if he wanted to...big man.


DOUCHELANDER -


TAGS: not even a sport much less extreme
Rating: 4/5

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CANADA - February 21, 2010, 3:34 pm
I would defiantly try that
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:29 pm
Of course the cardio would kill me before I reached the other guy.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 3:27 pm
I would totally try that.
Derek - February 21, 2010, 3:25 pm
Joust got him!


WALK IT OFF -


TAGS: sports leg soccer
Rating: 2.95/5

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someguy222 - August 12, 2009, 4:41 pm
Its only a flesh wound walk it off ya p****
Z-Bob - April 30, 2009, 3:19 pm
Ow...


SPORTSMANSHIP -




THE JOKER - Which one do you think it's scarier?


TAGS: sports cats cat celebrity politcs the joker 1989 jack nicholson
Rating: 2.54/5

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Guest091 - July 6, 2009, 4:23 am
I consider it a tie. Jack's Joker is scary due to how became what he is and some of the pranks he pulled on people; Ledger's Joker due to his appearance alone and his influence.
Paranoia - May 19, 2009, 1:06 am
In terms of staying true to the nature of the joker, the winner is ledger. he prepared for the role by reading the first few issues of Batman in which the joker was introduced. Back in Nicholson's days they had to be more concerned with family friendly.
... - April 29, 2009, 12:46 am
I would have to agree with dz. These are two totally different personas of the same character. Both are wonderfully done, but they can not be rightfully compared.
dz - April 3, 2009, 4:45 pm
Well u cant compare the 2 each actor is playing a completely different character. Ledger's joker was made to be a psychopath as jack was more of a prankster. Ledger is scarier as his version of Mr.J but only because thats the joker people want to see.
Retards - February 27, 2009, 11:00 pm
Guys below me are retards, got asked a question which is better so they don't even answer based on the acting. Congratulations obvious Americans.
Mr. Shiny - February 16, 2009, 7:47 pm
Well you got jack he played the old joker, the shining, played a crazy rapist in 1 flew over the cuckoos nest/ ledger until being the new joker was a g** cowboy, a goody goody during the American revolution, and a fake knight....so I go with Jack.
Toussaint - January 30, 2009, 9:26 pm
Jack N (on left) did a far better job and Ledger only gets pity votes on account of his death.
Anonymous - January 30, 2009, 7:47 pm
Jack, he's the same guy that directed that movie with the n**e scene of Kathy Bates. THAT'S scarier than a druggie.
GolitheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:47 pm
*f***ing acid ate it to that point.
GoliatheTank - December 15, 2008, 11:46 pm
Jack is scarrier, only cause he was the one based on the true joker, you know, the man from the origonal comics, where the jocker was a mob hitman and he was also a CEO that fell in a vat of acid and his face got stuck in that smiling grin cause the f***i
john doe - November 6, 2008, 9:57 am
LEDGER!...jack was a waterd down version...wile ledger,was the true joker from the comics..ledger wins,and lets face it.jack as been a corpse for awile.
Amaterasu - August 23, 2008, 1:35 am
Making funny and evil commercials > Making pens dissapear. Altough making pens dissapear rules anyway =p
aPauling - August 22, 2008, 2:08 pm
Making pencils disappear > questioning the origin of wonderful toys
Narutarded - August 21, 2008, 11:54 pm
The one on the left, of couse. That crazy m**********r is Jack Nicholson, and he'll eat your family! Heather Ledge, on the other hand, is just a corpse.


TRAGEDY - 15 minutes of this Dog Hater's life being more important than soldiers in Iraq.




EVOLUTION -




PLAY BALL! - Or the Wookie will rip your arms off.




BODY MOVIN' - We be body movin'


TAGS: herse hearse casket coffin death dead body corpse funeral funerary grave yard car cemetary moving transportation beastie boys
Rating: 2.08/5

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forseti - April 1, 2010, 7:47 am
hard to get if you are not an insider. only got it with the 'beastie boys'-tag...


DUALITY - He can put you in hell... and teach how to play basketball as well


TAGS: jesus sports basketball
Rating: 1.65/5

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Smokey - March 1, 2009, 8:38 am
HE STOLE THEIR BALL!!!!
XXX - January 18, 2009, 1:49 pm
JESUS IS BULLYING LITTLE KIDS!!!!


LIMBO - You're doing it wrong!


TAGS: limbo fail sports
Rating: 1.54/5

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Mosethyoth - May 29, 2009, 8:00 pm
turn 90° and you'd be doing it right


FOOTBALL -


TAGS: sports
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:52 pm
....or as most goths call it, Halloween......^!


VERILY I SAY -


TAGS: sports jesus
Rating: 4.79/5

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Feasibly - May 9, 2011, 8:37 pm
Verily I say, my laughter at thi5 po5ter will not halteth...


THE MORNING COMMUTE -




PSYCHOSAMATIC - MITTENS, just found out what you were doing with the GERBILS!! Before he ate THEM.


TAGS: richard gere g** watersports fletching kittens
Rating: 4.69/5

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440wakeup - September 17, 2010, 10:07 pm
It wasnt a rant just an observation, I'm a first responder, I know its all about timing and what recources are available.
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:21 pm
I laughed even, not sure what a laighed is...d*** typo gnome
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:20 pm
great moti, I laighed but umm 440,the rant is a bit much
440wakeup - September 16, 2010, 6:07 pm
ENGRISH SPOCHEN HEIR OD means Drug OverDose EMS Emergency Medical Services
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:52 pm
ENGRISH we had a cop sh** and it took 10minutes for paramedics 2 arrive, People od and they barely get a squad 2 arrive, but hears a ph**o with a whole engine company 2 respond 2 a CAT. Families of victims complain about stuff like this
Claire - September 15, 2010, 10:40 pm
Please speak English... My brain is hurting trying to translate.
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 10:38 pm
some mother of a monster is going 2 use this ph**o 2 sue a municipality when they fail 2 respond 2 her sons 5th od in a month. Well they saved a cat didn't they
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:32 pm

Yeah, ummmm...whta is he trying to say?
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 9:31 pm
sooner or later some mother of a crack head or meth hed will complain zat the 1st responders watched asher son OD'D and mention how she's seen ems save drowning deers and dogs....well deers dont break into your house 2 steal your TV
rerun - September 15, 2010, 9:09 pm

thats sick, I laughed 5L
440wakeup - September 15, 2010, 8:12 pm
I don't get 2 say this often enuf...thanx 4 voting.


ANCIENT WISDOM -




SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sports teamwork nap pain injury
Rating: 4.5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:09 pm
Hey 5150 ~ send this over to Sporting Breakdown, another in the Motinetworks family of sites. 5L for this!!


FOUL'S COLLEGE - NOT FOR FOOLS -




SOCCER - In South America it’s not who wins the soccer match. It’s who wins the fight.


TAGS: sport fight soccer south america
Rating: 3.91/5

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forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:40 am
I like the cool dude with the reflective vest
440wakeup - June 23, 2011, 9:31 pm
Had 2 bomb ya....south amreica is known for collapsing soccer stadiums. England still has the best HOOLIGANS.....CFC!!...CFC!!..CFC!!


THEY MIGHT RALLY -


TAGS: sports fans loyalty loneliness win
Rating: 3.67/5

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forseti - January 26, 2012, 1:11 pm
9 pm at a nickelback concert...
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
and the packers
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 1:13 pm
You Mean Like The LIons?


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